Pushing on a Rope

Where the fuck are the titties?  

Man, woman and child are calm and collective around them.

As a child they bring you food and closer to your mother.

As a man or woman sexually they are awesome.

There are downsides, but looking and feeling them will warn you.

TITTIES!

Sorry I have not been on here and I made this drunken rant in the hopes of titty awareness.