I never thought he would find out.


stephaniejohnson:

But he did last night.

We rented a Sailor Moon movie and he watched it with me to be nice! (Ryan is SOOOOO sweet to put up with me.) Then he realized that one of the cats in the movie was named Artemis, and he figured it out how I came up with our cats’ names.

I’m just glad he’s not mad that I tricked him :)

You are a dork!

Brian Williams : Jon Stewart "has gone from optional to indispensible."


soupsoup:

The old arc of a news story went like this: News happens. Media cover news. Audience reacts, then turns in for the night. For the past several years, however, there’s been another step added to the end of the process: being held to account for our faults by a comedy show with a sharp eye and a sharp tongue. How did we live without it?
fuckyeahtattoos:

first of several tattoos. my favorite song ever. bright eyes <3

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fuckyeahtattoos:

first of several tattoos. my favorite song ever. bright eyes <3

http://.tumblr.com

laydownyourburdens:

danielleearle:

tomlawrence:
Greatest homemade iPhone dock ever! It’s so simple!
iamnotwolverine:

alfff:

hai-san:

I’ve been a fool.

The World needs to see this

laydownyourburdens:

danielleearle:

tomlawrence:

Greatest homemade iPhone dock ever! It’s so simple!

iamnotwolverine:

alfff:

hai-san:

I’ve been a fool.


The World needs to see this

Stupid thought of the night


I walked into my room looked around and saw a condom wrapper open.  WTF?  I got really confuse since all of my roommates don’t do that or wouldn’t on my bed.  I go for a closer look.

It was my wrapper from my screen cleaner that I used earlier today.  No, I am not drunk.  I just did a mundane thing and forgot all about.

Thought I should share this with everyone.

movieoftheday:

Nathan: Never attack a drunk with a gun. Do you understand?

This is a very important thing to remember.

movieoftheday:

Nathan: Never attack a drunk with a gun. Do you understand?

This is a very important thing to remember.

My big break!  I happened upon the only blonde chick that can&#8217;t drive a 4 AM on a Saturday morning. So I was cut off by a drive in a car and I laid over my mountain bike. Its fine, but my Fibula was cracked.

My big break!  I happened upon the only blonde chick that can’t drive a 4 AM on a Saturday morning. So I was cut off by a drive in a car and I laid over my mountain bike. Its fine, but my Fibula was cracked.

(via stephaniejohnson)
I can haz 2?

(via stephaniejohnson)

I can haz 2?